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Talking about forwarded emails, here’s one which I’ve found (in the blogosphere) and I believe worth sharing to you guys. It’s not the usual forwarded mails you’ve received that says, “if you will not forward this, something will happen chuva, chuva, chuva…“.

Anyways, here it is. I tell you, it’s witty and funny. And I hope this will made your day.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower 3.5 and jewelry 2.0 applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as
• NBA 5.0,
• NFL 3.0 and
• Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
• Cooking 3.0 and
• Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

 Feel free to share your opinion guys! 

Just want to share this nice article found by Diane (one of JairoSolutions’ programmers). It is a joke about the different Project Managers. He is a bit shy to write this on our blog that’s why I’m doing it for him. Hehehehee..

Anyways, here it is: Have fun!

If you get in my way, I’ll kill you! — ideal project manager

If you get in my way, you’ll kill me! — somewhat less than ideal project manager

If I get in my way, I’ll kill you! — somewhat misguided project manager

If I get in your way, I’ll kill you! — A tough project manager

If get kill in will way I you. — dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager

I am the way! Kill me if you can! — messianic project manager

Get away, I’ll kill us all! — suicidal project manager

If you kill me, I’ll get in your way. — thoughtful but ineffective project manager

If I kill you I’ll get in your way. — project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious

If you get in my way, I’m gonna break you arm. — project manager from New York

I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. — project manager who is about to get in big trouble.

If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? — weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager

If I kill myself, you’ll get your way. — pragmatic project manager

Kill me, it’s the only way. — every project manager to date.

Source

Hehehehee..it’s all about killing and all that stuff. Does any of the following apply to the Project Manager you have in your company? I just hope none. Hehehee..

But seriously, becoming one is not an easy job. It entails a lot of skills, knowledge and so many other things that’s why only a few fit in. Just imagine putting yourself in their shoes, do you think you can handle everything? How about appearing like a duck on the surface but paddling like crazy under the water? (quoted it here) Hehehehe…