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Just want to share this nice article found by Diane (one of JairoSolutions’ programmers). It is a joke about the different Project Managers. He is a bit shy to write this on our blog that’s why I’m doing it for him. Hehehehee..

Anyways, here it is: Have fun!

If you get in my way, I’ll kill you! — ideal project manager

If you get in my way, you’ll kill me! — somewhat less than ideal project manager

If I get in my way, I’ll kill you! — somewhat misguided project manager

If I get in your way, I’ll kill you! — A tough project manager

If get kill in will way I you. — dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager

I am the way! Kill me if you can! — messianic project manager

Get away, I’ll kill us all! — suicidal project manager

If you kill me, I’ll get in your way. — thoughtful but ineffective project manager

If I kill you I’ll get in your way. — project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious

If you get in my way, I’m gonna break you arm. — project manager from New York

I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. — project manager who is about to get in big trouble.

If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? — weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager

If I kill myself, you’ll get your way. — pragmatic project manager

Kill me, it’s the only way. — every project manager to date.

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Hehehehee..it’s all about killing and all that stuff. Does any of the following apply to the Project Manager you have in your company? I just hope none. Hehehee..

But seriously, becoming one is not an easy job. It entails a lot of skills, knowledge and so many other things that’s why only a few fit in. Just imagine putting yourself in their shoes, do you think you can handle everything? How about appearing like a duck on the surface but paddling like crazy under the water? (quoted it here) Hehehehe…