Programmers are GOOD LOVERS
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5 Comments »Let’s relax for a while. I’m sharing these cute quotes from an iStoryan. Enjoy.
* “You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.”
* “Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”
* “You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.”
* “I think you’re my compiler. My life wouldn’t start without you.”
* “You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing
(null).”
* “I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life.”
* “You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.”
* “You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won’t compile without you.”
* “If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.”
* “Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.”
* “We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other.”
* “public class YourWorld extends MyWorld”
* “My love is a for loop without the increment operator– infinitive, non-terminating, and dificult to stop once it starts running.”
* “Let me be the ‘throws Exception’ to your ‘public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.”
* “[me != me]. [me += you].”
* “You are my superclass: you define what I can do.”
* “You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.”
* “My main method is ‘public love iLoveYou().’ ”
* “I am the field attribute in your class: I can’t exist unless you do.”* “My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable.”
* “Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.”
* “You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.”
* “You are my methods. I am nothing without you.”
* “Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.”
* “You are my API. I want to know everything about you.”
* “Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.”
* “I am a boolean method whose love will always return true.”
* “Buti pa ang Strings, nag-mamatch.”
* “Buti pa ang data type, may value.”
* “Buti pa ang Swing components, may Listeners.”
* “String myHeart = “I Love You”;
* String[] herWords = myHeart.split(” “); * return null;”
* “My love for you comes with no strings attached.”
* “Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.”
* “My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite.
* “Di na tayo kailangang i-cast pa; magkatype na tayo, e…”
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